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Desperation isn't sexy. Ever.

Fucking loser “Am not on here for a hookup. Am on here to look for someone to LOVE for eternity.” I just read that on one of my creepy stalkers grindr profile and it really got me thinking. Why are people so desperate to be with…

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Bitches be like...

Bitches be like "Oh Evan I'm so sorry I got my boyfriends dick stuck in my ass and I blocked you on facebook and stopped talking to you but now were not together and I want to be your friend again because your so awesome…

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Why my life is more awesome than yours

I couldn't ask for a more perfect life. I go to school full time, 12-18 hours a semester, and somehow maintain a 3.8 GPA. I don't want to say I'm a genius, but you know what, I am pretty fucking smart. Work for me involves…

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I have ADD

While I may have gotten way off topic earlier while trying to study, nothing says 'I understand this' more than applied economics. Following my assumption, I believe it is safe to say that smoking about 3 blunts in about a 5 hour time frame will…

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BE DOIN IT!

I have long been fascinated by the way black people talk. I don't know why but something about the grammatically incorrect, syntactically disparaged, double negative ridden, anti-succinct garbage that is 'ebonics' just entertains the fuck out of me. That being said, I'm taking a philosophy…

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