Just to be clear this wasn’t a random decision to curse someone. This fucking cunt denied my claim and couldn’t tell me why. I was able to tell her what I thought about that though. The next day she calls back to say the claim has been approved, but she still can’t tell me why.
Fast forward a few months and I I receive a letter from both CUNT and also some other psychiatrist that was too much of a pussy to include any identifiable information about him – not even a first name. This letter stated that since there was “never anything actually wrong with me” I need to go back to work immediately and also pay back about $35k. I told her that I would not be paying a penny back. I let her know she was a conniving piece-o-shit, CUNT, dumb bitch, fuckin… and even a faggot (female faggot.. faggotress?) YES.
Wouldn’t you know all it takes is a little enunciation of that “divined” Enochian language (aka 100% bullshit – made up in the 16th century). Since there is literally no right and wrong way to read it I tried focus on cadence, loudness, and really really hard not to sound like a dumbfuck as I call out to some demons and asking them to do horrible things to her, etc. I messed up about halfway through and I thought Oh fuck do I really have to start this over? But then I was like FUCK NO BITCH, WE WILL FIX ALL THIS SHIT WITH AUDACITY in post. It’s a wonderful feeling knowing you can screw up at any point and, FUCK IT, just fix it in post!
The best part is that I can tell demons to rape and murder her and I am not culpable because I am not threatening anyone. It’s all part of my “religion.” Just like people say “god bless you,” I just said the same, but opposite, and instead of blessings it’s just one long curse. When I called to make sure she received it I was quite taken aback when they said they had contacted the “authorities.” Of course I had to ask why but I was given no answer other than I used “vulgar language, and my tone was scary.” I realize that people truly don’t realize when they are acting like this. I was quiet for a second, then I asked her what she thought they were going to do to me? As she was telling me I would probably be arrested for terroristic threats I went ahead an cut her off. First, you’ve already told me you can’t think of any single threatening remark I’ve made, but you expect the police, the law, to come to my front door without a warrant (they’d have to case to get one with). I explained how I would tell the police that unless they have a warrant they can go fuck themselves. Maybe it’s just the belligerent white guy in me who knows that the cops will never shoot me.
I know things have changed in schools, but this woman was definitely older than me by a few years. When something extremely retarded happens I always need to figure out where the bottleneck happened, but I have to remind myself that I went to public school in Texas in the 90s while she went to some school around Oklahoma that ranked the same then as it does now: 49 out of 50. I learned to never assume that red-blooded Americans have read the Declaration of Independence in elementary, and then again in Junior High, and then again in high school, as well as the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the rest of the amendments. I should not expect any American to be familiar with the 1st amendment. Luckily
I don’t understand why people become so enamored with “curse” words. Just overhearing someone say “cunt” in the store, 15 feet away, and she would bring a random child over and tell me that they overheard it and now they have to explain it. The stupid cunts up at Lincoln Financial are all like this. I think it makes the whole “I wear a cross and I have faith in zombie-christ so it must look good when I act like a hurt 12 year old anytime I hear a word I think it bad.” I bet they use religion to justify it. In the highly unlikely event that there is actually a god let’s all rememeber that when the bible “happened” not one single person spoke English or any variation. Safe to assume that it isn’t their god’s first language either, and if this being is all-being, all-knowing, etc. then wouldn’t he already know what you said before you said it. Therefore, anyone living under the retarded assumption that there is a magic sky-daddy should rethink their callous, pious, and cunty behaviors. It doesn’t make you look or sound more credible when you ALSO have
asked her how old she wasa woman in her sixties, like herself, was so scared, it seemed, at words that were not even directed at her. I think it’s funny when little kids curse, and it’s even hilarious when their adults lose their fucking minds. Most adults don’t realize that the four year old had no mean spirit and while she may have called you a ‘fat bitch,’ and her mom a ‘lardass faggot” it wasn’t out of malice and anger m- she overheard someone say those words and she repeated them.
To be mortally afraid of hearing words like “cunt” or “niggerfaggot” (ie pineapple) to the point that you freak out
LANGUAGE. Cunt, fuck, shit, ass-fuck-cunt-pineapple FUCK N-word. So offensive.
To make a long story longer though: My claim was approved and Mandi is no longer my case manager.
Cheers,
E